Take a minute to get acquainted with some of the women who will be vying for Colton’s heart this season.
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Tonight, the millionth 23rd season of the Bachelor franchise kicks off as the sweet, baby-faced Colton Underwood goes in search of Forever Love. You may recognize Colton from his stint on “The Bachelorette,” where the titular Becca Kufrin sent our lovable cherub home after hometown dates. The 26-year-old, who shared last season that he is still a virgin, then went on “Bachelor in Paradise” where he and on-again-off-again fling Tia bored us with some nonsense before ultimately breaking up and heading home at a convenient time to be named the next Bachelor.
Now, Colton will sift through 30 women to find his one true love. Before the season starts (ABC, 8 p.m./7 p.m. central), let’s take a moment to get to know the ladies. You can check out all their bachelorette bios here.
Best Profession: Dog Rescuer (Alex B., 29)
Is it too late to change this to my “job”? Dog Rescuer is what I’m going to call myself in five years when I adopt another handful of puppers to go with the two maniacs I already have.
Honestly, she’s kind of my favorite and it’s the first bio I’ve read. I mean come ON:
Alex is the proud owner of a successful dog rescue business, which takes her all over the world in search of four-legged friends to save. To date, she’s saved almost 5,000 dogs from slaughter.
That’s pretty awesome. They’re good dogs, Colton.
Worst Job Descriptions: Three-way tie
OK, now I know ABC likes to get…creative…with job titles, but things have gone too far. Previously we’ve had “Twin” (Emily and Haley Ferguson), “Free Spirit” (Lucy Aragon), “Social Media Participant” (Kamil Nicalek), “Chicken Enthusiast” (Tiara Soleim), and the godforsaken “Whaboom” (Lucas Yancey). readmore